we can't spend our lives waiting to live

thegoddamazon:

grimybear:

white people colonized and took over the world to compensate for their lack of lips

I’m still mad they took over the world for spices and centuries later don’t use any of that shit in their bland ass food.

(Source: grimyboy, via thrashcatchem)

j2annon:

alyossan:

I remember the first time someone told me to keep Mace in my purse for self-defense, I thought they were talking about an actual fucking medieval weapon mace.

I wish that had actually been what they were talking about because that sounds badass as hell. Getting attacked by some dude? I DON’T THINK SO MOTHERFUCKER

#I want one that can fit in my purse

(via mightymaura)

30down30more:

Red lipstick makes me feel like I could cut a man’s heart out with a high heel shoe and fucking eat it.

You either know what I’m talking about or you don’t haha

(via mightymaura)

potatoandotherwise:

reasons to date me
•sometimes I wear big shirts and no pants
•I’ll make you pancakes and mix CDs because who doesn’t love those
•I’ll kiss you a lot
•you can touch my butt whenever you want
•????????
•do you even need any more reasons

(via mightymaura)